Emberweenies

normal-horoscopes:

REMEMBER: THE INTERNET DRAINS YOUR SPIRITUAL ENERGY AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN REPLENISH IT IS GAS STATION DICK PILLS AND CAPRI SUN

Finally! A cure!

radvillain:

2003 will be my year

dumbboop:

quick animation of the most inspiring voice over of the most inspiring comic ever….

i didn’t ask permission so i hope it’s ok

original comic

voice over

Wow

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Fuuuuuuuck

manywinged:

manywinged:

every time people wake up and realize that wearing red eyeshadow is cool again i always see all these articles and tutorials that are like “how to wear red eyeshadow so you don’t look like you just crawled out of your own grave” and i’m honestly shocked and appalled because if that’s not the look you’re going for then what is even the point

there’s no “skill” or “technique” to wearing red eyeshadow okay you just smear that shit all over your eyelids with your fingers or a brush you bought at the dollar store if you’re feeling especially luxurious like god and gerard way intended

If I don’t look like a sexy corpse then what the fuck am I even doing on this planet!?

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chrizwho:
““he’s mastered the resting bitch face
” ”

chrizwho:

he’s mastered the resting bitch face

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Death Stranding (2019)

itsabootyfulday:

Okay but Kylo Ren really looks like a young Snape ??

Space Snape